Copywriting + Consulting

I'm a freelance writer and comedian based in Chicago. Over the last 10+ years, I’ve written for brands of all shapes and sizes, like Maker’s Mark, Jim Beam, Yard House, and some boutique hotels—one of which was named one of the “World’s Best Places” by Time Magazine.

I specialize in:
▫️Writing authentic, high-personality content
▫️Helping teams write within existing brand voices
▫️Drawing Guy Fieri as Hades from the 1997 film Hercules

Book me for:
▫️Copywriting
▫️Brand identity work
▫️Content strategy support
▫️Brand voice workshops
▫️Creative writing workshops
▫️Cat horoscope readings

Brands I’ve worked with:

Maker’s Mark, Jim Beam, Yard House, Bahama Breeze, Fifth Season, The Wayback Hotel, Gift Shop Magazine, The Capital Burger, The US-Japan Foundation, Norton Healthcare, among others.

Want to work together?

Comedy Essays

Yes, we put lead and arsenic in your tampons. Here's why.

A message from The Major Tampon Makers of America.

I Am Katie's Maid of Honor and I Guess the Only One Who Cares About Her Bachelorette Party??

Just following up on my last email!

An Apology From the Bat Who Bit Taylor Momsen

"I am committed to doing better."

Read more at eggsoverhard.substack.com.